Zach's birthday

I'm sorry Iv, I have to start with your joke. It's too funny to be left to the last.

Iv pronounced this ba-ke-re-zin.

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Then, he tried to describe this as 'voluptuous'. We were guessing he wanted to say 'volumnous' or 'humongous' or ... can't find any more words that might fit, really.
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Iv's gift for Zach. Rumour has it that he bought the wrong size that couldn't fit himself, so he gave it to Zach. .
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Then, there was this very entertaining captain, singing birthday song in TAMIL for Zach!!!!
As you can see, Pierre and Kenneth were clutching their stomachs laughing their asses off.

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As the saying goes, "eat full full nothing better to do", we did a conference call to find out if there's a max no. of callers allowed in a conference. So Kenneth called me, then Zach called me, then Iv called me. But Iv couldn't be put into the conference. So we thought okay, conference only allows 3 parties. After we hung up, someone came up with the operator theory, that it's probably due to different operators that's why Iv couldn't join, since all 3 of us are ST users and Iv, an M1 user. But anyway, it's not about operator. It only allows 3. Tried and tested.

We then proceed to cake cutting, and cam-whoring. .
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And more cam-whoring... Some, not very whorish... *2 tight slaps on the face*
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After much drinking...
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....people do silly things ....
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Meanwhile, Iv was found drowning himself in sorrow....
... I knew he always has a thing for me.... sorry bud... .
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ust when you thought the show has reached its peak... .
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Here comes the orgasm, between Yvonne and Zach!!!.
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He was so careless, that he came all over her...
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Mean time, her boyfriend had to watch all this in great distaste.
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And then drowned himself in sorrow...
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... then came the horrible, disastrous realisation of the truth.... and repentance followed...
And then more whoring continued...

One more...

The boys didn't want to be left out either...


No, they insisted on individual shots...
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The night finally ended with them pulling off his pants in the wide-eyed-staring of the open public and this is him trying to put his pants back on. That won him a big round of applause from the strangers on the street.


HAPPY QUARTER-LIFE BIRTHDAY BUDDY!!!